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Attention all followers: As of right now, I am no longer speaking to a certain EX-champion who shall not be named.

Let’s call him C.T..

C.T. is a unrepentant jackass who IGNORES the health concerns of his teammates and then gets them lost in the woods and then blames THEM in their time of need. He is a bad friend, a bad scout, and a bad person.

William OUT.

Jan 9

Oh, God, my mother made four-cheese lasagna for supper last night and I just woke up under the dinner table with a migraine in a pool of garlic tomato sauce. I don’t remember a thing after four-thirty PM.

Did I miss anything?

Jan 8

Go fuck yourself, Chip.

Jan 7

askconeybear:

asklogainne:

askmrbarfee:

So it seems that we’re all in this Gay-Straight Alliance together. This should be interesting.

What do we do now?

Well, gosh..I’ve never had really any people in my Gay-Straight Alliance before! At least ones that actually speak or are not related to me!! WOW! So I read the GSA website online for activities, and it says some good ideas are things like parades (which Chip already disagreed to, so I suppose we’ll try some other options first), movie nights, picnics or bbqs, outdoor activities such as sports, arts and crafts, hosting parties, going to protests, etc, etc.. So really, I guess we could do almost anything! Maybe we could have a large voting system where everyone can choose what they think would the best.. and the majority will rule, so we’ll do whatever the most people want to do? What does everything think about that?

ohhh, gosh! arts and crafts sound fun, and so does a picnic! i could bring something! :D ooh, it could be like a potluck picnic!

Oh, yes, of course, a potluck. I like the sound of that.

Jan 7

So it seems that we’re all in this Gay-Straight Alliance together. This should be interesting.

What do we do now?

Jan 7

Listen, Barf. I don't like you and you don't like me, but I get the feeling that neither of us want to back out of this GSA thing. Here's the deal: We'll both join, but while we're there, we'll stay as far away from each other as possible. I don't even want to look at your dumb face.

It’s a deal. I didn’t want to have to talk to you anyway.

Jan 7

This might not be so bad.

Jan 7

asklogainne:

This is absolutely perfect William!!! Now we have you, Olive, Marcy, Leaf, Chip, Dan Dad, Carl Dad, me.. and Brooklyn Peters! I bet you guys will like her. She’s an excellent listener! I can’t WAIT to tell Dan Dad, he said that he would really appreciate being able to talk about his ass in front of everyone!!!!

Oh, joy.

(Source: askmrbarfee)

Jan 7

I would like to formally announce that, after careful consideration, I, William Morris B., have decided to become a member of Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre’s Gay-Straight Alliance. The group will be bettered by my presence, and the presence of my skill in both problem-solving and diplomacy.  I hope that by our involvement we will be able to make a difference in the gay community, change, hope, equality, a new generation, yadda yadda yadda and so on and so forth.

Jan 6

Excuse me?

asklogainne:

askmrbarfee:

Has anyone ever told you that you talk too much? That can be a rather unpleasant trait when you don’t have anything interesting to say.

Actually yes, but I think it’s useful when it comes to some things, such as debates and speeches. Carl Dad says that being able to prove a point is an excellent thing to be able to do! And it’s a little more than obvious that you can’t without stooping down to meaningless insults!

The only “point” that I am trying to prove is that I don’t want to join your alliance. I have absolutely no interest in spending time with any of you, especially if you are going to spend the whole time ranting hysterically about political conspiracies. There is only one reason I have this blog, and that’s so I can keep in touch with my good friend Olive.